|My longtime fursona - Liimlsan Faolhain, who is alternately a Snow Leopard or (provided the artist cannot draw felines) a Wolf with Snow Leopard pelt. Retains the glasses and the mullet.|
RESPECT THE MULLET.
'If You're Anxious for to Shine' parody lyricsAm I alone and unobserved? Ho hum….'If You're Anxious for to Shine' parody lyrics by LiimLsan
Let me confess – I hate post-hipsterdom!
This air ironic is but moronic tonic!
This vintage dress – a hundred dollar mess!
This fixed gear bike is not a bike I like!
Let me confess!
I do not need thick glasses to see near or far!
I can’t ignore the coppery taste of PBR!
Thrift stores and fixed-gear bikes
quite simply gall me!
Tight jeans and keffiyahs
do not enthrall me!
I am not fond of verbalizing attacks
In praise of Apple Macs!
In short, my hipster style’s a false exterior
Born of a nagging need to be superior!
If you’re anxious to be seen a superior human being, as a hipster, if you care,
You must wear tight jeans and travel with your trust fund to Seattle and a lot of flannel wear!
[Your Fixie doesn’t matter if that creaking om’nous clatter for to fix costs lots of cash,
/Your food it will not matter if that small organic platter for to buy costs lots of cash,]
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